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You’re not looking for another errand. You want your vaporizer delivered without the hassle of tracking down one of the six recreational dispensaries scattered across all of Suffolk County—none of which are particularly close to East Patchogue.
That’s where we come in. Place your order online, and depending on timing, your THC vape pen or disposable weed pen shows up the same day. No driving to Farmingdale or Riverhead. No wondering if they’ll have what you’re looking for in stock.
The delivery comes in an unmarked vehicle. Your ID gets checked at the door. You get your product, a receipt, and you’re done. It’s straightforward, legal, and designed for people who’d rather not make cannabis pickup part of their day.
You browse the available inventory online—disposable vapes, live resin cartridges, CBD vape pens, whatever fits what you’re looking for. Add what you want to your cart. Pay through a secure ACH transfer that shows up on your statement as the payment platform name, not “cannabis” or anything that raises eyebrows.
Once your order’s confirmed, you’ll get a delivery window. Depending on when you order, that could be within a few hours or the next day. The driver arrives in an unmarked vehicle—or if the car has any branding, you can call ahead and ask what to expect if discretion matters to you.
When they show up, you’ll need to be there in person with a valid ID. They check that you’re 21 or older (or 18+ with a medical card), hand over your order, and that’s it. No lingering. No small talk unless you want it. The whole interaction takes under two minutes.
If you have questions about potency, terpenes, or what product works best for sleep versus anxiety, we have someone you can talk to before you order. You’re not just buying blind.
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The selection includes disposable weed pens, which are pre-filled and ready to use right out of the package. No charging, no cartridge swapping. You use it until it’s done, then toss it.
If you prefer something reusable, there are 510-thread cartridges that fit standard vape batteries. These come in different strains and formats—distillate, live resin, or full-spectrum oil. Live resin cartridges capture more of the plant’s original terpene profile, which means stronger flavor and a more pronounced effect. If you care about taste or want something that hits harder, that’s the route.
CBD vape pens are also available for anyone who wants the calming benefits without the high. These are popular with people managing anxiety or chronic pain who don’t want THC in the mix.
Every product comes with a Certificate of Analysis (COA) from a third-party lab. That’s your proof of what’s actually in the cartridge—cannabinoid percentages, terpene content, and confirmation that it passed contamination testing. If a service can’t provide that, don’t order from them.
Pricing in New York averages around $47 for a vape pen, though that varies by product type and potency. You’re not going to find $15 cartridges from a licensed source. If the price seems too good, it’s probably not legit.
The dispensaries we work with span from Coram to Southampton. Simply Green in Coram. Long Island Cannabis Club in Deer Park. Strong Strains in East Setauket. Happy Days, Planet Nugg, and Strain Stars all in Farmingdale. Canna Blooms in Farmingville. Strain Stars in Riverhead. Beleaf in Calverton. Brown Budda and Charlie Fox in Southampton. You’re pulling from a real network, not some guy with a backpack.
New York maintains a public database where you can search for licensed cannabis businesses by name, address, or license number. We can point you to our license and the licenses of the dispensaries we work with.
If a service can’t provide that information, or if they’re vague about where their products come from, walk away. You want to see a clear connection to a state-licensed retailer. That’s your protection against counterfeit cartridges, untested products, or businesses operating in a legal gray area.
Licensed services also require age verification at delivery, use secure payment processing, and provide COAs for their products. If any of those things are missing, that’s a red flag.
We use unmarked vehicles specifically for this reason. Some might have a small company decal, but it won’t say “cannabis” or “weed” on the side of the car.
If discretion is a priority for you, call us before you order and ask what our vehicle looks like. We’ll tell you exactly what to expect. The delivery itself is quick—driver shows up, checks your ID, hands you a package, and leaves. It doesn’t look any different from a standard delivery.
The packaging is also discreet. Your vaporizer or THC cartridge comes in a sealed, unmarked bag or box. Nothing on the outside indicates what’s inside. Your payment shows up on your bank statement as the name of the payment platform (like Dutchie or Aeropay), not as a cannabis purchase.
A disposable weed pen is an all-in-one device. The battery, heating element, and THC oil are all built into one unit. You use it until the oil runs out, then you throw the whole thing away. There’s no charging, no maintenance, no separate parts. It’s the easiest option if you want something simple.
A vape cartridge is just the oil and the cartridge itself. You screw it onto a rechargeable battery (usually a 510-thread battery, which is the industry standard). Once the cartridge is empty, you toss it and screw on a new one. The battery lasts for months or longer, so you’re only replacing the cartridge each time.
Disposables are more convenient but slightly more expensive per use. Cartridges require a small upfront investment in a battery, but they’re more cost-effective long-term and give you more control over temperature and airflow if you buy a battery with those features.
It depends on when you place your order. If you order early enough in the day, we can deliver the same day. If you order later in the afternoon or evening, it’ll likely arrive the next day.
Delivery windows vary, but you’ll get a timeframe when you check out. Some services let you choose a specific window, others give you an estimated arrival time after your order is confirmed.
Same-day delivery is one of the biggest advantages of using a delivery service instead of driving to a dispensary. You’re not waiting days for shipping, and you’re not rearranging your schedule to make a trip. You order, you wait a few hours, and it shows up. That’s the whole point.
Licensed dispensaries in New York are required to have their products tested by independent, third-party labs. Those labs check for cannabinoid potency (how much THC, CBD, etc. is actually in there), terpene content, and contaminants like pesticides, heavy metals, and residual solvents.
The results come in the form of a Certificate of Analysis, or COA. That document is available through a QR code on the product packaging or on the dispensary’s website. If you can’t find it, ask for it. If they can’t provide it, don’t buy from them.
This is the difference between a legal, licensed product and a black-market cartridge. You’re not guessing what’s in the vape pen. You have documented proof from a lab that has no financial stake in the product. That’s your safety net.
We use ACH bank transfers through platforms like Dutchie or Aeropay. You link your bank account or debit card, authorize the payment, and it processes like any other online purchase.
These payments show up on your bank statement as the platform name—”Dutchie” or “Aeropay”—or a generic merchant descriptor. They don’t say “cannabis” or anything that identifies what you bought. It’s discreet by design.
You won’t be able to use a credit card. Federal banking regulations make that nearly impossible for cannabis businesses. We accept cash at some deliveries, but most require prepayment online for security and compliance reasons. If a service asks you to pay through Venmo, Cash App, or Zelle, that’s a red flag. Licensed operations use commercial payment processors, not peer-to-peer apps.
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